Desperate Housewives: They keep going on hiatus that I can't remember what's going on anymore. Oh, Gabby/doll!Grace = D:
Shameless: Joan Cusack is undoubtedly the best part of the show. ALL THOSE MUFFINS, LMAO. Casey Casden was really fun :D
Castle: Why oh why aren't they together yet?! Beckett was UNF SO HOT in the flirty scene in the club, AND THEN cut to the next scene where she's interrogating the suspect while wearing the gayest vest ever, AND THEN at the end of the episode she's strumming a guitar and singing? BE STILL, MY HEART. BE STILL. And Stana tweeted pics of adorable ducklings on the set!!! :D
Chuck: Oh, Chuck/Sarah :') and baby Awesome! The latest ep with Lesley-Ann Brandt (Naevia from Spartacus) was great. Can't wait for the show to explore Sarah's background, and for us to finally see her family! Pleasepleaseplease be renewed for S5!
Hawaii Five-0: I'm watching this for pretty Hawaii and pretty Grace Park, but why does she look so tired and haggard all the time? Her eyebags are humongous. I just wanna take care of her and make pancakes for her to eat or something :(
The Chicago Code: Should've paid more attention to the pilot, but it's Jennifer Beals and I will keep watching. Watching her onscreen is kinda like watching MLP on Weeds. I have to keep reminding myself to breathe. Speaking of Weeds, I still have seasons 4-6 left to watch. Can't bear to, because that means less MLP ;_;
HIMYM: Still meh on Zoey (STELLA FOREVERRRRR) (and she's clearly not the Mother), but Kitty Purry was pretty darn adorable in the latest ep. OH, HONEY ♥
Pretty Little Liars: This show is all about Spencer's orgasmic (and ridiculous) wardrobe (a beret? really?) and Emily's legs. Also, too many guys. It's confusing.
Being Human US: WARNING: UNPOPULAR OPINION AHEAD. I actually like the US version over the original! I don't know why, because I prefer Mitchell over Aidan, and George is just precious...but Josh is adorable and Sally is less whiny than Annie and I'm starting to like her quite a bit now. It might be because I'm a bit dense, but I find the US version easier to follow. Or maybe it's because I already know what's going to happen. Hm. Either way, I like the remake, and I don't know if I'll continue with the UK series 2 :/
Mr Sunshine: The reviews were pretty good, so I had high expectations. It fell flat for me, though. Maybe because I wasn't paying much attention to it. I'll give it a few more episodes. (Speaking of which, I've dropped Episodes after just 1.5 eps. Not my cup of tea I guess.)
Parenthood: This show can do no wrong in my eyes. I knew Jasmine and Crosby's relationship was going too perfectly to last forever, so the upcoming Crosby/Gabby thing is expected. Minka Kelly is adorable, but for the sake of Jabbar, I hope she doesn't stick around. On a side note, Amber is amazing. (And I've been secretly shipping Amber/Haddie for the longest time. Shh.)
Raising Hope: It's finally back! With the best episode so far. Romeo And Romeo - definitely my favourite, even funnier than Blue Dots :D Jimmy being desperate to make a friend was the cutest thing on earth, except that Hope was EVEN CUTER ♥ Damn, this show. So many warm fuzzies :D
Lights Out: This show moves reallllllly slowly, but it's getting really good. Can't wait to see Lights back in action! The ending of the last ep was so sad :( Oh and bonus: Ella from Fringe! But that means no more Rachel and Ella for Olivia to be
No Ordinary Family: Sigh, this show. I really loved the pilot, thought it was fun and everything, but it's kind of a letdown. I honestly can't see how they're going to advance the story in season two, if they get renewed. It doesn't really interest me? Idk. But I like Julie Benz, and Kay Pandabaker is too cute not to watch. Oh, and Autumn Reeser! I totally ship Stephanie/Katie. Heh. My favourite character's Joshua (the Watcher). So creepily hot, especially his eyes. I hope he doesn't get killed? :(
Hellcats: ABS ABS ABS! Huzzah, the gayness of Savannah/Marti has returned! Alice is such a difficult character - one minute I hate her bitchy guts, the next I feel sorry for her. And she looks so damn hot both ways. Damn. Couldn't care less about the romantic goings-on of the adults.
White Collar: If I don't pay attention at the start, I'll be completely lost throughout the episode. At least there's Matt Boner to stare at ♥ Kinda disappointed at the whole daddy issues trope they're doing, but hey, it's a USA network show. Character development doesn't seem to be their strong point.
Glee: I surprisingly did not hate the last two episodes since it's returned from its! :O The Super Bowl episode was great because, like, OMG THE YEAH YEAH YEAHS? The Warblers need to go, though. So sick of them and their red-lined jackets and they way they shimmy and adjust said jackets all the time. Blaine's serenading of his crush was creepy, okay. Puck's sudden infatuation with Lauren is inexplicable; the writers are bound to screw it up and offend even more people. Less Rachel = always good. I actually found myself missing the good old days when I still genuinely liked Glee and Finn/Quinn were the alpha couple. Sigh, Quinn. And sigh, Brittana in civvy clothes. candystriper!Santana nearly gave me a heart attack. BE MY NURSE? (..... the longest thoughtdump I've written so far is for Glee? gee.)
Traffic Light: Liked it more than I thought I would! Liza Lapira's character is hilarious. Reviews of the first four eps are good, so I'm hoping it gets better!
InSecurity: This Canadian spy spoof is all kinds of ridiculous, but not ridiculous enough as compared to Childrens Hospital (that shit is GOLD). Still, Natalie Lisinska is hot, and Richard Yearwood's exaggerated African accent amuses me. (Yes, I am five years old.) And Natalie is frigging hot. Of course I'm watching it.
How TV Ruined Your Life: I suppose this docu is really insightful and all, but I usually leave it on as background noise/multi-tasking fodder, so I haven't really been paying much attention to it.
Modern Family: What can I say? LOVE ♥ That really is all I want to say :)
The Middle: I don't know a single person irl who watches this. It's not side-splittingly funny, nor would I expressly rec this to people, but I have a great affection for it. Brick's little quirks are definitely my favourite part of the show. (Brick!whisper: liiiiittle quirrrrks...)
Off The Map: Started watching this for Caroline Dhavernas! (oblig: RIP, Wonderfalls) It's the first and only medical drama I'm following (watched a bit of Grey's and Nip/Tuck on TV before, but those don't really count. I watched S1 of Nurse Jackie, but it's not really my thing?), so it's a nice change. It's a tad predictable, but nonetheless, I still like most of the characters and I want to find out more about their ~personal tragedies. Hopefully this'll lead to me catching up on Grey's and House...
Community: GAH, THIS SHOW. ♥ x A BILLION FRILLION. Just watched the Valentine's Day episode, and Gillian Jacobs' hair of liquid gold is so gorgeous I can't. Britta/Paige was amusing, and so very hot. Paige was really cute, and I want her hat! Annie leaning in to kiss Britta...omfg show, you big tease. Troy/Abed continues to be the biggest bromance to ever be bromanced. Would totally do the hot librarian Mariah (those glasses). Britta's hair. Britta's clothes (so gay!). Britta ♥_♥ ...wuh?
Parks And Recreation: HEHE THIS SHOW. Leslie, Ron, April and Andy are HILARIOUS. Starting to find Chris really amusing too, especially the way he kept praising April. His speech pattern is one of a kind! Ron Swanson needs to keep those cornrows, man. Andy is just one big doofus and I wuv him ♥
30 Rock: The Jenna/Tracy subplots haven't really interested me, but I really only watch this show now for the priceless one-liners by Liz and Jack and Kenneth.
Nikita: OH DEAR GOD, HOW GAY WERE NIKITA AND ALEX IN THE "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" SCENE? SO INCREDIBLY GAY, THAT'S WHAT. Alex's talk about their ~life on the outside, the ~lie they're living etc...just begging to be taken out of context. And take out of context I most certainly did. Plus, the almond milk Nikita gave Alex at the end of the other episode? SIGH. More Nikita/Alex bonding/kickass scenes please, less Michael. I can't stand him and his pervy beady eyes. Him essentially calling Alex a whore in front of blondie whatshisname was just low, okay. And, show, WHERE'S MELINDA CLARKE? PUT HER BACK ON MY SCREEN.
Fairly Legal: Another frothy USA show...that I won't stop watching because Sarah Shahi is so adorable. (The scene of her in a tshirt without a bra underneath - cruel, show, cruel.) I totally ship Kate/Lauren, and it makes the show even more fun to watch. I just wish Kate wasn't such a Mary Sue :/
Skins: OMG I'M IN LOVE WITH THE THIRD GEN ALREADY. Franky was such a great opening episode :') Rich was an equally good follow-up too! I just love all the colours and moods and angles and music on Skins. Like nothing else I've ever seen. Stopped watching the US version because it's just NOTHING compared to this. I've heard good things about Cadie's ep, so I'm intending to watch that. Otherwise, I'm just sticking to reading Heather Hogan and Rophy's recaps. Still haven't finished S4, though. Fell out of love with gen 2 because it was annoyingly Freddie/Cook/Effy-centric, and Luke Pasqualino's acting just doesn't cut it for me :/ I think gen 3's going to top my love for gen 1. Franky is a potential genderqueer icon (as iconic as Naomily?). Mini is so mean, but it's Skins, and
Fringe: I'm always at a loss of words when I try to talk about Fringe. The story's so complex that I can't do it justice, partly because I'm sure I don't fully understand all the aspects myself. So I won't embarrass myself by trying, and just say that it's my favourite show and I will cry if it doesn't get renewed for season four and I love Anna Torv so much and she says 'GEE WHIZ' and I want to marry her.
Spartacus: Gods of the Arena: AHHHHHHHHHH! Loving the background on the characters and how they got to where they were in Blood and Sand. Crixus', in particular, is my favourite. Seeing noob!Crixus fight Gannicus (ROCKSTAR GLADIATOR!) was exhilarating. I was always curious about how/why Crixus was so single-mindedly focused on being the best gladiator in BaS, and this prequel is satisfying my curiosity. More Barca and Oenomaus is great, too. It's fascinating seeing Oenomaus unsure in his new role as Doctore, when in BaS he wielded that whip as if he was born with it welded to his hand. Melitta is gorgeous; the Gannicus/Melitta scene was heartbreaking ): giggly!Naevia is a breath of fresh air, but I saw a spoiler for the latest ep D: Speaking of which...Gaia! Jaime Murray is amazing, of course. Those slo-mo shots...ohmygod. I've never appreciated Spartacus' penchant for slo-mo as much as now. But honestly, even without all the gratuitous nudity and sexing, I'd love Spartacus all the same. Only six episodes in this prequel ;_; NOOOOOOOOOOO~
THAT WAS A RATHER SATISFYING THOUGHTDUMP. (...... overshot the 200-character limit for labels. LAME. Fine, one label shall suffice.)
